September 2011
11 posts
To be clear, I bought mine first
- Me: If you me and your red pants were on a sinking ship and your red pants and I held equal weight in terms of your survival, what would you throw overboard
- Anson: hi babe hows your day going
- Me: lol did you just ignore my question
- Anson: what question?
- Me: Iris 9:37 am: If you me and your red pants were on a sinking ship and your red pants and I held equal weight in terms of your survival, what would you throw overboard
- Anson: hi babe hows your day going
- Me: Wow Anson...your red pants just became enemy number one
- Anson: But my red pants cant swim!
Modern Day Clark Kent
- AW: UGH....Rain...my mortal enemy
- ..
- AW: And shirt holes.
- Me: Guess you'd be a really boring superhero huh
Home sweet home
- Me: Do we have Mac and cheese at home?
- Mom: No
- Me: Do we have milk?
- Mom: No
- Me: Do we have pasta sauce
- Mom: Maybe...probably not
- Me: This is worse than college