You’re not going to drink on a booze cruise? That’s just rude.– May, on manners.
You really think I’m just your little sex monkey don’t you?– Anna, on being coerced into taking pole dancing and burlesque classes.
Grandma no more!
So maybe I’m not much of a bad ass, and for the record there’s nothing wrong with sleeping at 10:30 if you’re tire,d but I’ve done some pretty fun things I wouldn’t normally do this summer and I want to keep them coming. 7/25 Notches on my belt so far: 1) Said I would pick up a hobby and actually did it. - I got myself a mini sewing machine and made myself a clutch!...
WHAT?? They’re LOSERS I would rather be a Slytherin!!!!– May, on being called a Hufflepuff
And hey! People get judged by their past all the time. It’s baggage and...– Pearlie, on fatness
Maybe it’s because I’m a country girl, but I hate it when women only dress for...– Alexa Chung.
and then after the wedding things are going to get freaky at the reception with...– Jenny, predicting my future,
Are you smarter than a 6 year old?
Me: So would you rather live on the sun, or in Antarctica
Cadence: ....Mmm.. Antarctica
Me: How come? Its cold there.
Cadence: Because I'd rather play in the snow than die.