June 2011
30 posts
May 2011
19 posts
Squirrels
- Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM&feature=player_embedded#at=27
- AL: OMG I SAW THIS ON TV YESTERDAY
- AL: I WANTED TO CRY
- AL: how could the father let his daughter do that
- Me: THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING
- Me: WTF
- Me: WHO WOULD LET THEIR KID DO THAT
- AL: if cadence ever played with a dead animal, i would just throw cadence away along with the animal and get a new CLEAN baby
- Me: Anson didn't birth me but he even tells me not to WALK near squirrels in case they have rabies
- Me: oh my gosh these people are crazy
Hot or Not: Temporary Lip Tattoos?
Website: http://www.violentlips.com
Lip tattoos?! Hmm.. maybe these aren’t too bad?Violent Lips is a unique brand that has innovated a new kind of temporary tattoo.
Instead of applying lip gloss or lipstick, Violent Lips has come up with lip tattoos. The collection features unique patterns such as rainbow, cheetah print, and red and black fishnet stockings [footage after the jump] So what do you think….
Hot or Not?
Love is all you need
- Me: Wanna be maid of honor at my wedding?
- MW: Sure
- ...
- MW: Wait...I don't know. The maid of honor has to do a lot.
- Me: Like what? I'm not really sure what they're supposed to do.
- MW: They do everything, they plan the bridal shower, they help you pick stuff out they go with you to try on your dress every time and shit. They do a lot. I don't know if I want to do all that stuff.
- Me: But its my wedding
- MW: I know but thats just so much work. Forget it just make me a bridesmaid I don't want to be maid of honor.
- Me: I can't believe you just put that much thought into turning down my hypothetical non-binding request.
- MW: I'm just saying.
- ..5 minutes later..
- MW: AND the maid of honor has to write a friggin speech and you KNOW I suck at writing.
But Anna coined it
- MW: So in the video this girl is wheelchair dancing and-
- Me: What's wheelchair dancing?
- MW: Anna coined that term. I thought you there
- Me: No, otherwise I'd know what you're talking about
- MW: It's like when girls are dancing around and grinding and stuff but they're sitting down.
- Me: That's kinda messed up.. But I know what you're talking about
- MW: Yea I guess... But Anna coined it
Brooklyn v Wild West
- AL: I can't wait for this trip.
- AL: I'm gonna whore it up the utmost classiest way. Join me?
- AL: You don't have a choice. Ignore the previous question mark.
- Me: Yea I was about to say...why did you even ask I thought that was a condition of going on the trip.
A Match Made in Heaven
- Me: Ughhhhh I think I'm going to diieeeee. Are you hungover?
- AW: No I think I'm okay.
- Me: I'm going to die.
- AW: I think I'm going to go swimming.
- Me: ...Go.
