Me: Well you weren't paying enough attention to me
AW: I was shopping!
Me: Okay I understand.
Matters of the Heart
AW: Babe, you give me premature o
(15 minutes later)
Me: What is that like a disease?
Me: No seriously what is that?
(10 minutes later)
AW: LOL I meant to say premature ventricular contractions but I guess I was busy so I sent the text before I finished it. Natalie Portman says that in No Strings Attached.
Me: I regret not getting you those joke lessons.
Two and a Half Weeks Until Spring Break
Me: Wahwahwah i hate school wah school sucks its so hard wah wah (x 20 mintes)
AW: Sorry babe
Me: wahwahwah(x 5 more minutes)
AW: Don't worry. Youre awesome and cool blahblahblah... and tan and...
Me: ..Tan...now you're just patronizing me
AW: Well...I was lying about tan.. but I guess the other stuff is true