January 2011
5 posts
Just tell me how big it is!
Me: So what color is the kettle you got?
AW: White
Me: Can I draw on it with a black sharpie to make it look like a cow?
AW: Haha sure
Me: Can you bring it up this weekend?
AW: I'm not carrying a kettle in my luggage!
Me: Why how big is it? Mines really small.
AW: Its 1 liter
Me: So how big is that?
Aw: Like...a 1 liter bottle of water
Me: ......that doesn't help at all. What are the dimensions?
AW: uh...1 liter..like those 1 liter soda bottles
Me: What is it similar in size to like a football...a basketball...whats the diameter on the bottom?
AW: Its just 1 liter I don't know!
-10 minutes later-
AW: What kind of kettle has the dimensions of a basketball?!
Me: Forget it.
teach me, teach me how to...
Me: A, I like when you dougie, I think you look really cute.
AW: When do I ever dougie?
Me: YOU ALWAYS DOUGIE
An inconvenient truth.
Mom: I've told you a million times you have too many clothes.
Me: Yes.
Mom: You have enough here to not do your laundry for the entire semester.
Me: Yes, probably.
Mom: Is that why you have so much clothing?
Me: Yes.
it's the thought that counts
Me: Well its his birthday then our six months. What should I get him for our anniversary?
MW: Six months? Who cares about that? Get him a tie or something.
Me: ...a tie...
MW: To show you're glad that he's working....I mean hopefully he'll always need ties.
Me: Why do you hate him?
Shoe-icide
Me: I still can't feel two of my toes.
VG: I can't feel both my feet.