December 2010
5 posts
friends, sequins and crotches
- Me: I'm thinking a sequined dress for NYE. What do you think?
- AL: Okay honestly this is what I said to JL. I mean they're nice to look at but...sequins feel like shit. Just think about it. What about AW? You're gonna be dancing and grinding with him right? You're just going to be chafing the shit out of his crotch all night. ALL night. See he thought I hated him but really, I look out for him. I'm a good friend.
- Me: You look out for his crotch.
- AL: Yea. But seriously...you're just going to chafe him all night don't do it.
“I don’t think I have an ugly sweater. Can I just wear a RL cableknit with a stain on it?”
—VG
Bebe Bluff
- Me: You do look kind of like skeeter valentine. I can be patty mayonaise.
- A: Skeeter doesnt even go out with patty mayonaise thats doug's girlfriend!
- Me: Who does he go out with then?
- A: I dunno some purple girl
