MW: I'm clipping my nails and I hit myself in the eye
Me: Did you hit your eyeball?
MW: I think I closed my eye in time. I think I need to date. I have too much time on my hands.
I can dougie like the way my friend does it but not the way the Cali Swag...– May Wong
Cough cough sniffle
Me: I'm sick bleh
AL: Stop beig sick and start being awesome. That's what Barney from how I met your mother does
Me: I think I just fell in love with you again
Some noteworthy quotes...
On my fatbooth picture...
LT: I like it, you look more friendly...but I think all fat people look more friendly
On my underwear...
A: ....those are NOT cute
On my volume
IM: Thats why I hate you. You talk so low you should come with subtitles
On our shared hangover on the drive to her house...
IY: You talking about throwing up makes me want to throw up
MW: Do NOT throw up in my car. Hold it in i'm TWO blocks away
Still hung over at her house...
MW: I have to poop....and throw up...what should I do
MW: I want fries
IY: I want chips
IY: Wait what did I just say
MW: You want chips
IY: I meant to say pizza