January 2012
11 posts
Help Your Local Hoarder
Its time for me to pack up my life and move to Boston again..aka time to face what a hoarder I am, followed by hours spent cursing myself across multiple social platforms.
This time around I’ve decided to take a minimalist approach and try to pack only ONE bag/ suit case of clothes for the next 4 months. THATS RIGHT.
Shoes and handbags are separate. Its not cheating because I’m...
Elephants and Compromise
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Mom: So do you want to go to China for a month this summer?
Me: Yea and I really want to ride an elephant
Dad: They don't let you ride elephants in the city
Me: I know, maybe I can go to Thailand for a week
Mom: No. Its dangerous
Dad: They have zoos in China
Me: Anna rode an elephant in Thailand
Mom: Elephants are dangerous and so is Thailand
Dad: Why can't you ride a Chinese elephant?
Mom: I'll let you drive the car
Me: Fine
December 2011
9 posts
Strive to be interesting
Sometimes its about the money. Sometimes its about the power. Maybe its the title, the satisfaction or the recognition or maybe its none of those things at all. Success is multidimensional. Its having it all, not having some of it all, or all of some. Just as we grow and change, our goals in life ought to change and grow with us. Open your eyes and take your own momentum into account. Tunnel...
Things my boyfriend doesn't get
Me: Apparently this two tone lip thing is in. Do you like it
Him: No. Its kind of weird.
Me: Would you kiss me if I had this on.
Him: I wouldn’t really want to but I guess I’d do it anyway.
Its not too late
Grandpa: When are you graduating again?
Me: This May
Grandpa: So you don't work in finance anymore?
Me: No, I'm going to try to work in marketing.
Grandpa: Oh...marketing. Why do you want to do that?
Me: I like it I think its interesting
Grandpa: Oh
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Grandpa: Its still not too late to go to medical school you know.
November 2011
1 post
Pop Lock and Drop it Part 2
May:
off topic, im looking at my notepad and im trying to see if theres anything important on it before i rip it out and dispose of this sheet one of my notes says “work the brakes, feet off the grond, arms are in” and it sounded like lyrics from some hiphop/rap and i couldnt understand it AT ALL then i realized it was about a senior in a wheelchair
-Employed at the Visiting Nurse...
October 2011
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September 2011
11 posts
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To be clear, I bought mine first
Me: If you me and your red pants were on a sinking ship and your red pants and I held equal weight in terms of your survival, what would you throw overboard
Anson: hi babe hows your day going
Me: lol did you just ignore my question
Anson: what question?
Me: Iris 9:37 am: If you me and your red pants were on a sinking ship and your red pants and I held equal weight in terms of your survival, what would you throw overboard
Anson: hi babe hows your day going
Me: Wow Anson...your red pants just became enemy number one
Anson: But my red pants cant swim!
Modern Day Clark Kent
AW: UGH....Rain...my mortal enemy
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AW: And shirt holes.
Me: Guess you'd be a really boring superhero huh
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Home sweet home
Me: Do we have Mac and cheese at home?
Mom: No
Me: Do we have milk?
Mom: No
Me: Do we have pasta sauce
Mom: Maybe...probably not
Me: This is worse than college
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August 2011
18 posts
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